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Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16217) - you deserved it (4778)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by smarie09 - Canada (Alberta)

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Confucius says : Lay off the porn.

#76 - On 03/06/2010 at 10:36pm by iConfucius

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I get about 10 of those damn emails every day. Enhance your manhood, grow an extra 3 inches...the worst part is that 8 of those 10 are from my girlfriend.

#14 - On 03/06/2010 at 7:36pm by chux4w

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