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Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML


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On 03/06/2010 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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I don't know anyone idiotic enough to answer a phone with f*ck off.

#2 - On 03/06/2010 at 5:58pm by SoundTheAlarm

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Why didn't you look who it was?
This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...

#9 - On 03/06/2010 at 6:04pm by napero

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