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Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4769) - you deserved it (25674)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by imabadperson (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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