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Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25706) - you deserved it (3428)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Heather (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

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you should have stopped your roommate before he walked out

#1 - On 03/04/2010 at 2:02pm by lovej4ever

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ydi for having an alcoholic for a roomate an then expecting to have nice things!

#2 - On 03/04/2010 at 2:03pm by Sn0w_Bunni

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