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Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML


I agree, your life sucks (9548) - you deserved it (28402)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Both good to know.

#1 - On 03/04/2010 at 3:19am by strandedinalimo

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Haha. Coworker win.

#17 - On 03/04/2010 at 3:40am by shananigans

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