Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

by eun / 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

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  • What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.

    #1 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:32am by ddrluna

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  • This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"

    #2 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:34am by Seegtease

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