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Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52597) - you deserved it (7828)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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