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Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML


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On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

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haha. Ignore him. I would. I love my grandfather but if I was living with him to take care of him, there's no way I'd pay attention to him if he tried to ground me :P I'd be like "do you want me to move out? No? I didn't think so."

#4 - On 03/02/2010 at 6:22am by LilaBear

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So whadja do?

#1 - On 03/02/2010 at 6:17am by screamqueen

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