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Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16381) - you deserved it (4140)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version

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Lol. Awesome. I would have loved to have seen that. I would have been that one guy sitting there pissing himself laughing and then high 5'ing you.

#9 - On 03/02/2010 at 6:37am by Jimboom

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Damn. Epic fail.

#1 - On 03/02/2010 at 6:16am by BrisingrSverdar

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