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Today, I was wearing my favorite silk sweater, one I actually paid full price for. I sat down in my desk chair to work, and when I tried to get up I felt a strange pull. A corner of my sweater is still stuck in the screw at the back of the chair, the rest is in the trash. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18687) - you deserved it (3102)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by dangit (woman) - United States (New York)

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The best time to wear a stripper sweater is all the time... One with a collar, turtle neck, that's the kind.. Cause when you're wearing! That one... special... sweater...

#16 - On 03/01/2010 at 7:15am by Se7enz

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everyone's so mean but i understand you. it's devastating.

#8 - On 03/01/2010 at 6:36am by ladidadida

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