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Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16245) - you deserved it (1595)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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yeah I hate when people sit outside spots like it's theirs

#1 - On 03/01/2010 at 3:40am by blobzorz

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What one should do in that situation is finish putting the box in the car, and then lock their car and leave it for a bit, even if just to teach those rude idiots a lesson.

#6 - On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am by Blue_Blur

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