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Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18645) - you deserved it (4856)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

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wow, ur teacher's a dumbass

#1 - On 02/27/2010 at 5:06pm by jessxoxo28

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Half of these FML's are so stupid, it's like, it was an FML, until I explained to my parents and teacher what happened, and then it was ok and everything was fine.

#15 - On 02/27/2010 at 5:17pm by Erniesduck123

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