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Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22305) - you deserved it (2717)

On 02/27/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You got double teamed

#1 - On 02/27/2010 at 6:10am by xMrAndyTranx

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being first isn't so great.... idk why trolls think so.

anyway, how could you have found him if you only saw one? I don't get it. xD

#2 - On 02/27/2010 at 6:11am by troubleinharlem

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