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Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16952) - you deserved it (1979)

On 02/27/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You got double teamed

#1 - On 02/27/2010 at 6:10am by xMrAndyTranx

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Oh no! Why doesn't babysitter like me? All I did was fling crap at her face! I thought that kids like me were supposed to be little monkeys!

#4 - On 02/27/2010 at 6:22am by Ruprex

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