Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9093) - you deserved it (35946)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Top comments

You were probably tired. it happens to the best of us.

I once absentmindedly asked if an airplane was 50 miles long.

#1 - On 02/26/2010 at 5:04pm by doink

See in context

not anymore ur not

#3 - On 02/26/2010 at 5:06pm by bk_chick13

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: