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Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by jessica238 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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It's better than having a "used" sticker on your ass though.

#9 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:30am by 420hiadventurer

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So, if you had a "XS" on your boob all night, it would have been awesome?

Also, do you really believe that people look at you and go "that's a nice looking girl", but then they notice the "XL" sticker, and suddenly thing "OMG, she's fat!". You must live in a seriously retarded community if that's true...

#19 - On 04/08/2009 at 11:13am by Shadowbird

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