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Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18686) - you deserved it (42795)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by jessica238 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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It's better than having a "used" sticker on your ass though.

#9 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:30am by 420hiadventurer

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#27-Depending on where she bought the shirt, it could mean a lot of things. I'm female and I've been perfectly comfortable in a Medium in some stores, than needed a Large or X-Large in others. This also comes into play if the OP has large boobs, because it is harder to find Small or Mediums that'll accentuate that. It all depends on the manufacturer and doesn't necessarily mean that the poster is fat.

#28 - On 04/08/2009 at 11:40am by reader1

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