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Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15593) - you deserved it (33261)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by jessica238 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Who the hell is moderating FML?

#7 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:21am by jm88

See in context

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It's better than having a "used" sticker on your ass though.

#9 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:30am by 420hiadventurer

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