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Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML


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On 02/23/2010 at 5:10pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

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you should have just told him before you got in the car and uh...went...duh

#2 - On 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm by under_estimated

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You should of told him to stop the hard is it to get out and go pee in a bush or something

#5 - On 02/23/2010 at 7:04pm by UniverseMan

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