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Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML

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On 02/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by thetallone (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

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That guy is a jerk!

#1 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:04am by Alex708

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Wtf? Ge wanted to run you over cuz he didnt think you were hot? Thats wrong on so many levels.

Future sociopath.

#2 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:06am by iBrittanyy

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