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Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper is actually ice. After a bit of struggle I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

I agree, your life sucks (11522) - you deserved it (4208)

On 02/23/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)

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