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Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper is actually ice. After a bit of struggle I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18647) - you deserved it (6107)

On 02/23/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)

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good job. XD

#1 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:23am by froggi

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Yeah...didn't they teach you how to "be aware of your surroundings" in driving school...? You MIGHT want to consider being a thing called "cautious". It works 99.9% of the time.

#6 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:32am by Olympian94

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