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Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21048) - you deserved it (4892)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

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