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Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4870) - you deserved it (42477)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Next time READ ALL SIGNS....AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!!! ydi...

#2 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:05am by GirlaftaGirl

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@14 you can't -_- there was a sign saying not to do that sort of thing.... YDI

#16 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:19am by jajajapun

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