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Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (167727) - you deserved it (9202)

On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)

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How sad.

I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father.

Hope you're going off to college soon.

#1 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:06pm by Trix_Disorder

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That is so hoed out
Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours?
And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:07pm by amirn86

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