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Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15806) - you deserved it (2461)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Don't let him bathe the pets.

#5 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:10pm by aeslehc_

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Why not kindly tell him what he did wrong, instruct him on how to do it right, and get over it? What's more important, bitching about your clothes online? Or being happy together with your husband?

#13 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:14pm by Melkezidech

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