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Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19200) - you deserved it (3121)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Don't let him bathe the pets.

#5 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:10pm by aeslehc_

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In his defense, he was only trying to be helpful. on the other hand, he should have known not to do that, it's just common sense. Then again, common sense is the least common of the senses. By the way, this is when you teach him the correct way to do laundry, because now you'll know he can :)

#3 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:09pm by blankettt

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