Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
by fmlpgh / 02/16/2010 at 6:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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Next time you can offer him the giant, mutant tampon you pulled out of your ladyparts.
#7 - On 02/16/2010 at 2:08pm by caancoha
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A tooth for a tooth, exchange him your most prized molar.
#3 - On 02/16/2010 at 2:06pm by FernandoTorres
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