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Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20176) - you deserved it (2341)

On 02/16/2010 at 6:51am - misc - by fmlpgh - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Next time you can offer him the giant, mutant tampon you pulled out of your ladyparts.

#7 - On 02/16/2010 at 2:08pm by caancoha

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A tooth for a tooth, exchange him your most prized molar.

#3 - On 02/16/2010 at 2:06pm by FernandoTorres

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