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Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28215) - you deserved it (2723)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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I guess she will be walking home

#8 - On 02/16/2010 at 10:10am by clib542

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That sort of thing has happened to me on more than one occasion. FYL

#5 - On 02/16/2010 at 10:09am by Geckofreak97

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