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Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
That is absolutely disgusting. Is your professor a complete idiot? How could he not see that you had noodly vomit all over you?
You should have taken a shit on the guy who puked on you. That'll teach him!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015