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Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17551) - you deserved it (979)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

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