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Today, I took my best friend to an 80's party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML


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On 02/15/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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How did she manage to puke inside your legwarmer?

#2 - On 02/15/2010 at 2:06pm by musicalibrary

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FYL, seriously. I don't understand why people feel the need to get that wasted at a party. It certainly can't be to have fun because what's the point when you're not going to remember it?

#16 - On 02/15/2010 at 2:22pm by Back_In_Action

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