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Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15764) - you deserved it (1811)

On 02/14/2010 at 2:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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