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Today, I was in te sower getting ready for a date,en ma older sister tougt it would be a laug to turn out te ligt!! Getting out of te sower to turn it back on, I slippd an it on ma ead on te counter!! Tanks, sis!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22298) - you deserved it (2654)

On 02/14/2010 at 2:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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I hope you got her back.

#1 - On 02/14/2010 at 7:18pm by auburnvans

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I'd slap her :)

#3 - On 02/14/2010 at 7:18pm by iRawrrrx33

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