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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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auburnvans 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:18

I hope you got her back.

eeeeeeee 5

Monday 15 February 2010 1:23

Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?

Comments

pinktiger 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:27

hey sis, thanks for posting this on FML, hahaha shows me what a loser you arreeeee!!! HAHA dont even think of trying to gemme back cuz it aint gonna happen ;D

Fallen_Enigma 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:31

no way

kayladance101 13

Monday 15 February 2010 4:03

wait is pinktiger really her sister??

ImRawrtastic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:46

how's she a loser wen ur on fml urself..

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 15 February 2010 1:29

C-c-concussion :]

purplemnm 9

Monday 15 February 2010 1:56

c-c-c-FAIL

Ajjas013 6

Monday 15 February 2010 2:12

C-C-C-Conclusion: YDI for having a bathroom with a light switch outside. Or YDI for not locking.

MadaZer0 8

Monday 15 February 2010 2:51

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

myman47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:17

C-C-C faggots

MadaZer0 8

Monday 15 February 2010 4:38

^ This is Fail! Faggots = Bundle of sticks Dumbass...

sososuckmytoe 1

Monday 15 February 2010 5:49

That is so stupid... How do you figure they deserve it based on the location of the switch, or any thing else not within their control? Doh!

myman47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:58

82.... yeah if ur back in like ******* colonial tines in England but now a days belive it or not we call gay ppl faggots and a Burke if sticks.... a bundle if sticks if u still call those faggots u got some problems. dumbass

Starfire22 5

Monday 15 February 2010 6:42

oh, puppy! I haven't talked to you in awhile! OP: your sister sucks...

MadaZer0 8

Monday 15 February 2010 7:59

109... it's in the current dictionaries so **** you.

myman47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:37

hey man Im not gunna in an argument w/ a kid who has a ******* like yugio cartoon as his pic. so stfu

jamesyy 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:29

lolpunk tiger good one :)

24788 6

Monday 15 February 2010 1:29

You better get your sister back.

_WTF_BOOM_ 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:56

put a shirt on god I hate that

Gourmet_Taco 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:32

I say you punch her lights out.. for laughs not revenge...okay revenge

Imnewhere 21

Monday 15 February 2010 1:41

ouch, payback is a must

fudrick 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:45

What's up with these recent "I got hurt. FML" FMLs? Everyone gets injured sometimes; it's by no means an FML moment (and if it's serious enough to be, no one wants to read it). Unless the way in which you were injured is funny, don't post it.