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Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with "HEY SLUT" or "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6514) - you deserved it (18190)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:53am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

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What the fuck was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

#3 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:00pm by MattCole

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Mom was probably like "how did she know it was me?"

#10 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:03pm by VladZlad

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