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Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
i hate it when people don't use past tense.
LMFAO this fml is full of fail.
from the moment you started typing to the part where you busted your damn nose
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015