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Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by lolographic24 - Norway (Oslo)

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i hate it when people don't use past tense.

#10 - On 02/13/2010 at 10:20am by rawr_iliketacos

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LMFAO this fml is full of fail.
from the moment you started typing to the part where you busted your damn nose

#11 - On 02/13/2010 at 10:21am by Mx_Rider

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