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Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13578) - you deserved it (2235)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by lolographic24 - Norway (Oslo)

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