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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46549) - you deserved it (6361)

On 04/05/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by Vac (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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He EXCITEDLY said you were promoted to manager. He's proud of you! YDI because it isn't bad. Don't be bummed.

#7 - On 04/05/2009 at 2:12pm by chapelsen

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Hey, you gotta start somewhere. Hopefully his parents understand that. Odds are they were in similar positions early on, too.

#4 - On 04/05/2009 at 2:09pm by tanmandown

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