Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML


I agree, your life sucks (5798) - you deserved it (27834)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by SummersEve (man) - United States (New York)

Top comments

You do realize that's why there are such things called 'labels'? Dumbass.

#5 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:11am by twitlight

See in context

Well I mean. Your girlfriend is a female so its assumed that she would use a feminine wash, right?

#1 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:09am by FatherKnowsBEST

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML's post-Christmas debriefing
  • Thank tinselled-Christ that that's finished! Christmas 2014 is finally over. We can finally stop grumbling about the endless songs about snow, put the presents away in a closet (or a dumpster) and…

Friday 26 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: