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Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15342) - you deserved it (3782)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by tammyg - United States

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