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Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24862) - you deserved it (2658)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

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So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?

#4 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:08am by summerloolooloo

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what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?

#9 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:12am by zombzomb

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