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Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11443) - you deserved it (145090)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by ashleyevans (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.

#2 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:19pm by tehrevenant

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I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:21pm by This_Guy

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