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Today, I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office when my boss walked in. He looked kind of annoyed so I jokingly said "Don't you want your secretary to look good?" He said, "If I did I wouldn't have hired you." FML


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On 04/04/2009 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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lmfao, DAMN.

#1 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:20pm by omfg_Jackie

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Well to be fair that was a bit too flirtatious if you don't have a relationship with him outside the office. But that was a huge slap across the face, FYL.

Look at it on the bright side, you could always get back at him about his smarts later on. He left the door open. ;)

PS I feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I see there's no "FIRST!!" comment.

#8 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:30pm by runkatrun

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