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Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17080) - you deserved it (1430)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:31am - misc - by wallbanger - Australia (South Australia)

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you keep your clean clothes in a basket?

#2 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:36pm by anonacs

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Get revenge, piss on her! Nobody else will know, since they are use to her wetting herself and she'll learn a pretty valuable lesson.

#6 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:22pm by Dont_Explain

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