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Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15402) - you deserved it (34055)

On 02/07/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by KiwiBlam (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

#2 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:30pm by greg1234567890

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wasn't there a sign?

#4 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:45pm by iplaylax

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