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Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So...when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by sen (woman) - United States (Florida)

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It's your place too...F*** her

#14 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:56am by bsneeze

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Just say you'll leave when she starts paying for your share of the rent >_>. Its only fair, right? She could have asked you more politely, at the very least.

#17 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:13am by Kat

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