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Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

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On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)

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They should have been kicked out of the theater with no refund.

#2 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:34pm by hedgehogs

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what the fuck is she on crack what the he'll would they do that for

#1 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:34pm by killerviral

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