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Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

I agree, your life sucks (19140) - you deserved it (1555)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)

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