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Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

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On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)

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They should have been kicked out of the theater with no refund.

#2 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:34pm by hedgehogs

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Tell her that if the kid does you're jackslapping the little brat.

Putting up with rudeness is one thing, but when people are actually striking you it's time to take action.

#6 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:49pm by The__Redneck

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