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Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML
"Today, I was in line minding my own business at the store when some bitch in front of me purposely took a long time to check out. I was having a hard time and gasping for breath the whole time because I didn't have my oxygen tank. FML"
this is what is wrong with people today. everyone just assumes that everyone else is a jerk, when in reality they are the ones who are being complete assholes. like that one person who keyed a BMW that was blocking their driveway because they thought some jerk parked there on purpose, but it turned out it was a present for their graduation. fucking morons these days, have some consideration
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Monday 1 September 2014