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Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17519) - you deserved it (3472)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

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