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Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20211) - you deserved it (4365)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

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So... did you buy them?

#1 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:23pm by Darksect0r13

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Pretty embarrassing. But most importantly, did you get that pair of awesome dinosaur underwear?

#5 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:25pm by DmF288

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