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Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15107) - you deserved it (28025)

On 04/03/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by tmac (woman) - United States

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