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Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18859) - you deserved it (38471)

On 04/03/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by tmac (woman) - United States

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...... how would you even be able to 'run' with your pants down and not notice.


ydiydiydi

#2 - On 04/04/2009 at 6:30am by taraaa

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because i can totally walk when my pants are around my ankles....

#4 - On 04/04/2009 at 6:39am by fortney

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