Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
by hisgirl4life / 02/05/2010 at 8:44am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
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Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.
#3 - On 02/05/2010 at 2:01pm by keoct
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this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.
#17 - On 02/05/2010 at 2:24pm by maskedman
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