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Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23855) - you deserved it (5425)

On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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