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Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.

#3 - On 02/05/2010 at 2:01pm by keoct

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this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.

#17 - On 02/05/2010 at 2:24pm by maskedman

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