Love: Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out...

By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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By poopcoloredeyes - 31/10/2011 20:06 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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backseatfever 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:51

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

nbrachelxo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:46

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

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nbrachelxo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:46

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

noobgang7 5

Monday 15 February 2010 2:53

dogs are cute though ;P

noobgang7 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:56

woof woof...yours are just black holes btw :P

Insane_Tea 15

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:51

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Out of the kitchen...

slynoble32 11

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:56

look at her comment

Vagabones 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:47

Because dogs can have two different colored eyes, this is a problem? Riight.

KittyChesire 12

Tuesday 18 March 2014 16:47

My exact thoughts :3

abcdefghijklmno_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:47

haha whattt??? a dog?? gee, ain't he sweet

opseudo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:49

Today, I feel so stupid.

backseatfever 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:51

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

hugoni2000 20

Wednesday 11 November 2015 22:47

Obviously you have never tried the moderation section...

Panime 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:53

Dogs are Man's best friend, so maybe you are his best friend... not so bad now, is it?

jm88 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:53

I think that's hilarious, depending how he delivered that last line. Best part of having a girlfriend is not noticing the small things, but messing with their mind in small ways ;)