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Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7226) - you deserved it (32665)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

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