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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by herANDi - Canada (Ontario)

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4 times... wow... twice... okay, but 4?

Anyway, it sucks that that is the first impression they have of you, but let's hope your boyfriend clears your name, and the next time you meet them concentrate on being extremely careful, as to not further damage your reputation.

#5 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:06am by youreawhore

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how does nervousness translate to drunk? Ive been both plenty of times, and they're very different attitudes.
its easy enough just to mention that you're kind of nervous. I would think that any parent who dated or had a social life of their own can understand.
either that or they're just asses, in which case you shouldn't worry about impressing them so much anyway.

#7 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:09am by josh1

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