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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56515) - you deserved it (6642)

On 04/03/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by herANDi - Canada (Ontario)

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At least you didn't knock down an urn containing the father's mother.
Could have been worse.

XD

#15 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:29am by Hgm09

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+6

Fail #2

Better luck next time.

#4 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:04am by Jaxro

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+4 | 6

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