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Today, I went outside to scrape the inch and a half of ice off my car so I could get to work. After half an hour of intense scraping, I realized that it wasn't my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15805) - you deserved it (26893)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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on the bright side, think how much you must have helped the owner of that car :]

#6 - On 02/01/2010 at 7:04pm by anastasiaskye

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wow, how could you not notice within, like, the first ten minutes?

#1 - On 02/01/2010 at 7:01pm by MadeOfAwesome

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