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Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with superglue. FML


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On 02/01/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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You're gonna die. It's gonna get infected. And you will die.

#1 - On 02/01/2010 at 6:14am by ohheykiwi

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that's what superglue was originally concocted for, too patch soldiers up quickly on the field

#8 - On 02/01/2010 at 6:19am by disturbedDRAGON

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