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Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with superglue. FML
You're gonna die. It's gonna get infected. And you will die.
that's what superglue was originally concocted for, too patch soldiers up quickly on the field
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Friday 5 February 2016