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Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with superglue. FML
You're gonna die. It's gonna get infected. And you will die.
I'm afraid that won't work... you may want to find a doctor.
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