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Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by youlyingjerk (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Oh my god, he dropped his shovel!

#2 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:06am by lifeislife

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awh that's mean he didn't even check to see if u were ok:( u shouldn't be embrassed cuz he's an ass

#3 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:06am by ambrz

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