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Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are fucking sociopaths!!

#162 - On 01/31/2010 at 10:14pm by Pointy130

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Ha, its all your fault for not knowing the lyrics. I'm sorry, thats just not right

#8 - On 01/31/2010 at 4:42pm by bblankman

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